Dream Shrapnel

Hello, hi there, how are you doing, how can I help you, yea you can check out over here, my name is Robert, how can I be at your service. Light bulbs are aisle 5, milk is against the far wall, bread on the opposite wall, condoms by the pharmacy, and diapers in five. Bathroom, thats the back of aisle 11, follow it all the way back until you see two pop machines, and take a left right before them, cant miss it. Got a return, thats no problem. Hang on while I cut out for a minute, to scream my lungs out and reassemble my world, be right back..
theclearlydope:

Obviously.

theclearlydope:

Obviously.

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Preach lol.

Preach lol.

Sleeping through star wars!!!!!!

Sleeping through star wars!!!!!!

I’ll just start writing pretty things, and attaching a , -Jhalil Gibran to it, and everyone will love it.

I’m not lazy, I just enjoy and excel at the time I use doing nothing at all.


A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.

A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year.

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